Name for a Monkey

"What would be a good name for a monkey" - Steve

"I don't know, uhh, anything but that really" - Karl

"Dave" - Ricky

"Ted" - Karl

HAH ted the monkey..... awesome.

This was in response to Karl telling Steve and Ricky that he had found information on the first monkey to have it's name tattooed on it's head was named "Crap".

HAH!

"Even our listeners know you're talking rubbish, and some of those aren't allowed to wear socks." - Ricky

Why wouldn't someone be allowed to wear socks? hah. Great line.

This quote was in response to Karl being chuffed that people had been ringing up and calling him dopey.

One of my most favorite things

I LOVE the face that sometimes, if I've previously been listening to music, and had it on shuffle, then turn on Ricky Gervais on XFM, I don't even notice. Their shows are so random and muddled I can go about 20minutes without realizing that it hasn't even been a singular episode.

Best radio show ever.

Stuff from Jan 25th, 2003 show.

"I think we've got to kill off endagered species, and burn trees.... thats the only way the earth can survive....... youuuuu mental..." - Ricky Gervais to the question of

"We're always making more and more stuff in the world, big buildings, big planes, big boats. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?"

Karl comes up with great questions, and ricky is so incredulous, it's an amazing conversation.

And of course Steve keeps patronizing Karl with things like, "What about a cat Karl? Tou get it as a tiny kitten but it grows up and it's bigger."

And the revelation that Karl wanted to be a dancer and joined a group called Twiggy's.... but it was shut and was a manufacturer of toilet rolls.

IMAGINE IF THAT WAS A FILM - Ricky Gervais.